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Club House => Chatter => Topic started by: alice on December 27, 2010, 09:30:52 AM

Title: Hypocrasy
Post by: alice on December 27, 2010, 09:30:52 AM
How can someone call you fat, then give you a four and a half pound tin of shortbread bicuits for christmas?
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Post by: sexually oriented on December 27, 2010, 10:52:59 AM
Mmmmmmmmm,Shortbread ;D
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Post by: guest40 on December 27, 2010, 11:06:53 AM
MMMMMMMMmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm Shortbread / II
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Post by: 002 on December 27, 2010, 01:33:04 PM
MMMmmmmmmmmMMMMMmmmmmmMMMMmmmmmmmm Shortbread III !   ;D ;D


Jethro
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Post by: Mark on December 27, 2010, 02:02:43 PM
M shorthand.
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Post by: mini-thumper on December 27, 2010, 05:54:52 PM
How can someone call you fat, then give you a four and a half pound tin of shortbread bicuits for christmas?

Maybe the emphasis was on the "short" rather than the calorific. As I don't know you, and therefore you could be at or above the average height for a women, this might not be the case. Just a thought!

Boyd
PS I consumed a large tin of M&S shortbread over the festive break but I would consider myself above average height. Do I win a prize?
Title: Re: Hypocrasy
Post by: guest24 on December 28, 2010, 03:12:59 PM
Boyd - yes you win a prize.

Alice - welcome aboard the club, if you haven't already been felicitated! I would suspect the name calling person is just jealous of you and is hurting because you can indulge in yummy biccies and they cannot. So, make a cuppa, look out your window at your landrover whilst you polish your petrol-burning camping stoves and wonder who your favourite weather-man is on TV. Incidental ownership of a thumper motorcycle is beneficial for this club
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Post by: guest18 on December 28, 2010, 03:22:48 PM
"...Incidental ownership of a thumper motorcycle is beneficial for this club"

But far from compulsory!  :D
Title: Re: Hypocrasy
Post by: Andy M on December 29, 2010, 09:15:11 AM
"...Incidental ownership of a thumper motorcycle is beneficial for this club"

But far from compulsory!  :D

Good job too, they'd need to get some sort of electronic tumbleweed set up to roll across the forum if we started with your actual air cooled, over 125cc, single cylinder motorcycle.

I've stopped worry about why people buy things as presents. I think we've all got so much stuff its impossible to work out what will actually be good, so, wanting to get them something you just have to plonk for something thats a bit of a treat. I'm guessing the shortbread sender just ran out of ideas. This year I'm the proud recipient of a subscription to RIDE magazine, which is a definate step up from the Harley mug of 4-5 years back. We should run a book on how long it is before this has me back in the rants section thought, 4 way 600 supersports test in Barcelona article anyone  ::).

So, is the offending shortbread going spare?  ;D

Andy
Title: Re: Hypocrasy
Post by: Steffan on December 29, 2010, 11:00:43 AM
I didn't get a single present to unwrap this year - although my inlaws chipped in for a Halfords tool chest combo - very nice indeed.

With reference to bicuits and hypocrites as Winston Churchill would say sod em all.

Steffan
Title: Re: Hypocrasy
Post by: Dogbad on December 29, 2010, 11:49:35 AM
I got the Good Old Fashioned "Subtel Hint >:(" as a prezzie this year.
Brother Sprogs bought me a new Bicycle Computer set up to remind me that in 2010 I have cycled less than 300 miles when, as recent as 2007, I was cycling an average of 7000 miles a year!
I have, as a result of said change in exercise, put over 100lbs weight on so the "Subtle Hint" is about as obvious as a Fart in a Smart Car!
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Post by: alice on December 29, 2010, 12:06:35 PM
Credentials,   Suzuki GN 400, MZ ETZ 300, Yamaha RS 125. Hope that qualifies ?? ;D ;D ;D
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Post by: guest40 on December 29, 2010, 12:12:04 PM
Hey Alice, I'll show you mine, if you show me yours :-[ :-[ :-* :-* ::), and as someone mentioned earlier, any shortbreads left for us?


Oh yeah, welcome to the nuthouse.
Title: Re: Hypocrasy
Post by: el vencejo on December 29, 2010, 02:23:51 PM
Hi Alice, just remember that most of us are here because one cylinder and two wheels is all our brains can handle.

The intellectuals have 3 wheels or an extra cylinder  ::)
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Post by: guest40 on December 29, 2010, 02:43:53 PM
The intellectuals have 3 wheels   ::)

Are you infering Sir, that GC is an intellectual?
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Post by: el vencejo on December 29, 2010, 02:56:58 PM
Well Kurt, everything is relative... one man's intellectual may be another's er... (what's a PC word for idiot  :o ??)

Are there any mountains 8) near Perth, near in European terms?
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Post by: guest7 on December 29, 2010, 09:24:22 PM
Are you infering Sir, that GC is an intellectual?

LOL  :D I hardly think that's likely. I read the latest instalment of Stephen Fry's autbiography this christmas and there were passages of that I struggled with  ;)

Most motorcyclists seem to think that it's an absence of brain cells that leads to the fitting of a sidecar.

GC
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Post by: guest18 on December 29, 2010, 09:49:39 PM
"...Most motorcyclists seem to think that it's an absence of brain cells that leads to the fitting of a sidecar."


Or the assured series of sudden impacts following the fitting which guarantee the absence of brain cells?  ;) :D :P
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Post by: 002 on December 29, 2010, 11:14:40 PM
Credentials,   Suzuki GN 400, MZ ETZ 300, Yamaha RS 125. Hope that qualifies ?? ;D ;D ;D

MMmmmmmmm MZ !  AND Shortbread !

Tidy !

CG 125,Bonnie Sidecar.Land Rover and several Petrol Stoves.
Now on my seventh outfit does that make me an interlectual type thingy ?
Or does the hoard of East European Vehicles in my past counter act that ?   ;D

Jethro
Title: Re: Hypocrasy
Post by: Ian on December 30, 2010, 01:34:29 AM
Hi Alice, just remember that most of us are here because one cylinder and two wheels is all our brains can handle.

The intellectuals have 3 wheels or an extra cylinder  ::)


Hmmm I think Im in halfway house then...I have 2 bikes, 3 cylinders and 4 wheels...dunno where this is leading tho.

btw....A Very warm welcome to you Alice and as was said before (in a fashion) photos would be really nice, but again not obligatory. There is a wealth of knowledge in this club, to be extracted as and when necessary, but the sarcasm can be very alarming (and off putting) sometimes ;)

Ian
Title: Re: Hypocrasy
Post by: Mark on December 30, 2010, 05:38:01 AM
Now on my seventh outfit does that make me an interlectual type thingy ?
Or does the hoard of East European Vehicles in my past counter act that ?   ;D

Jethro

The hair and beard more than compensates. ;D

Mark
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Post by: Andy M on December 30, 2010, 10:30:24 AM
Credentials,   Suzuki GN 400, MZ ETZ 300, Yamaha RS 125. Hope that qualifies ?? ;D ;D ;D

Only if you can talk Landrovers,own a petrol stove and bring the short bread  ;D

Does the fact I now have 4 cylinders and three wheels make me like a rocket surgeon or summink?  ???

Actually, I'm far happier with the MZ level of technology. Welcome to the nut house, you sound like someone who'll fit right in.  ;)

Andy
Title: Re: Hypocrasy
Post by: guest40 on December 30, 2010, 11:02:50 AM
Att El Vencejo,

Yes we have very high mountains closer to us than the European hills, They are tho innacessible as we would have to cross the sea to get to them in northern India/Nepal ::) ::) ::). Perth itself has several very high seamounts not too far off shore, and some rocks called the Stirling Ranges down south. We also have the Darling Ranges approx 30 klm from Perth which rise to a lofty 300 meters. Other than that its rather pretty flat.
The sunny Riviera like beaches here make up for lack of curves with curves of a different kind.

Att GC , I know what you mean ,I used rule "1.5lb ball pien hammer to forehead" method before setting off on the outfit. I would occaisionally reapply treatment when on longer trips.

PS  I have also owned a series 3 (88) and RR I should have stopped the hammer treatment much earlier.
Title: Re: Hypocrasy
Post by: guest18 on December 30, 2010, 12:35:13 PM
...PS  I have also owned a series 3, 88 and RR...

My Series 3 IS an 88"  ??? or do you mean you had a Series 2/2a and a Series 3?? Or that your Series 3 was an 88... think I'll just shut up and go for a lie down...  :-\
Title: Re: Hypocrasy
Post by: guest40 on December 30, 2010, 02:19:23 PM
Its that hammer treatment Smudge,
I mentioned the "88" as well with the series 3 so you would know I wernt bullshytting LOL, in fact I only had the one, the series 3 with the short wheel..... ooooh you know what I mean...


My outfit was also plaqued with a spare cylinder at the time but it was a two banger so is that the equivalent of a four?
Title: Re: Hypocrasy
Post by: alice on December 30, 2010, 03:05:11 PM
Hi Alice, just remember that most of us are here because one cylinder and two wheels is all our brains can handle.

The intellectuals have 3 wheels or an extra cylinder  ::)

Ha ha ha, my brain cells must be diminishing, I used to run a Reliant trike.
If you;re passing you are welcome to all the shortbread you can manage. Save me from myself :D
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Post by: el vencejo on December 30, 2010, 04:53:11 PM
Att El Vencejo,


The sunny Riviera like beaches here make up for lack of curves with curves of a different kind.

Good and bad... the mountains around here are around 2000m, the beaches of the southern med. are just 45mins away and our nearest are populated mostly by large German women; think retired East German shot putters, 1980's  :-\  :)

Hi Alice, I don't travel North much, but let me know if you ever fly into Málaga... smuggle in shortbread and custard creams  :)
Title: Re: Hypocrasy
Post by: 002 on December 30, 2010, 10:28:04 PM
 I have also owned a series 3 (88) and RR I should have stopped the hammer treatment much earlier.

Ah ! Proper Land Ladies......mine a Series 3 88 CSW 2 1/4 Petrol,Fairey O/D and Freewheel Hubs.     ;)

Pinched some Shortbread off Mother !


Jethro
Title: Re: Hypocrasy
Post by: guest24 on January 03, 2011, 06:19:10 PM
Haha! We just picked up a rather late Christmas pressie today and it's................shortbread!! Great big tin of the stuff. Yum, yum. I may even get to see some of the stuff as even my four gannets wont clear up that lot too quickly. :o :o