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Title: Vote now- Which would you give up?
Post by: guest833 on February 02, 2010, 02:23:49 PM

I don't know why- but on the way to work today a question just popped into my head. It's a real tough call-




If you had to give up "rumpy pumpy" or "bikes" which one would have to go?

  :-\


Title: Re: Vote now- Which would you give up?
Post by: Andy M on February 02, 2010, 02:35:07 PM
I'll think about it if you don't mind. I usually get decisions like that made for me  ;D

Andy
Title: Re: Vote now- Which would you give up?
Post by: SRXer on February 02, 2010, 02:51:47 PM
"Rumpy pumpy" because I know the bike wont change its mind....
Title: Re: Vote now- Which would you give up?
Post by: OMEGAMAN on February 02, 2010, 02:56:04 PM

 Problem solved!                            just ride the local village "bike"    ;D
Title: Re: Vote now- Which would you give up?
Post by: Mark on February 02, 2010, 04:30:54 PM
I gave up 'rumpy pumpy'  :(
Title: Re: Vote now- Which would you give up?
Post by: KirriePete on February 02, 2010, 04:58:14 PM
Mark off on a calendar every time you go out for a ride with a blue tick.  In red mark every time you stay in for a ride.  At the end of a reasonable time (6 months, say?) tally up the marks and whichever scores lowest gets dumped.

Seemples!

Might give SWMBO a bit of an incentive ......  ;D
Title: Re: Vote now- Which would you give up?
Post by: bullet350 on February 02, 2010, 05:10:03 PM

 worth remembering that when you change your bike for another, the old bike doesn't get your house.

compared to a girl i went out with (briefly) a bimota would have been far less trouble....

 bullet350
Title: Re: Vote now- Which would you give up?
Post by: blew on February 02, 2010, 06:12:54 PM
Depends on your age.There comes a time when its a lot less trouble to get your leg over a bike.And cheaper too!
Title: Re: Vote now- Which would you give up?
Post by: guest833 on February 02, 2010, 06:56:09 PM

A few weeks ago I had an excellent ride-

It all started with a little right hand. I then started to get into my stride and it was just like the old days it lasted for hours-like a marathon- I even had to stop for a cup of coffee a couple of times.

Then I really got into my stride and really gave it some on the home run   

It was the best ever

After about 4 hours it was eventually all over- i fell off her exhausted



Then i put the bike away........

Title: Re: Vote now- Which would you give up?
Post by: Ian on February 02, 2010, 07:23:40 PM
Bl**dy brilliant replies...I havent laughed so much for ages....I will try the local bike tho next time :o :o
Title: Re: Vote now- Which would you give up?
Post by: guest833 on February 02, 2010, 07:32:29 PM


You know what- I had a bit of a sore ass after I had finished- but I think we'll leave it there....... :-X
Title: Re: Vote now- Which would you give up?
Post by: Steve Lake on February 02, 2010, 09:09:10 PM
don't do much of one and and little of the other recently, which is which I'll leave up to you :-)
Title: Re: Vote now- Which would you give up?
Post by: guest7 on February 03, 2010, 12:24:52 AM
I'm in the strange position of having done far too much of both in the past, but now do very little of either...

There are actually worse things to give up, imagine giving up listening to music or reading a book.

Or... beer  :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o

GC
Title: Re: Vote now- Which would you give up?
Post by: Steffan on February 03, 2010, 09:23:13 AM
No comment

Steffan
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Post by: Richard on February 03, 2010, 09:48:26 AM

And if I did comment I would be unable to do one and the other would become difficult.

Richard
Title: Re: Vote now- Which would you give up?
Post by: blew on February 03, 2010, 09:52:38 AM
Occasionally,you can combine both.Years ago,a friend had a Suzi 380 triple.One day,he gave a lift to a very large chested young lady to Neath.When he pulled over in Neath,he asked her what she thought of the bike.She replied enthusiastically that she had enjoyed the ride-the vibration was turning her on.She didn't see any more of Neath.My friend turned the bike round and thrashed it all the way home.Last summer,I gave a lift to a very appealing lady on my XBR.When I asked what she thought of it,she said it was horrible-too much vibration through the footrests.Damn!How do I make the seat vibrate??
Title: Re: Vote now- Which would you give up?
Post by: guest27 on February 03, 2010, 09:57:32 AM
Ahhh the wonders of the Meridan Mastubator....

I think I unintentionally gave up one for the other and not got the balance back.  Threw the RD500 into a car and a dich whilst thinking about the woman who became Mrs Rog.  She works in the medial profession - as does her sister - and they both have seen too much of the bad side of bikea and not enough of the good side.  Mind the nascent Mrs Rog did come on the back of my pre powervalve 350LC whae I was a student - mmmmm she loved it and liked the Triumph Sprint we had for a while - was handling real bad - it was her standing on the foot pegs playing aeroplanes.

Oh well - wat ever happened to all the Easyrider's "A ride for a ride" t-shirts?

R
Title: Re: Vote now- Which would you give up?
Post by: KirriePete on February 03, 2010, 10:08:23 AM
Last summer,I gave a lift to a very appealing lady on my XBR.When I asked what she thought of it,she said it was horrible-too much vibration through the footrests.Damn!How do I make the seat vibrate??

Get a Yam XS750 - 4250rpm (about 70-ish) for 20 minutes resulted in a glazed expression on the face of She Who Became Mrs KP ....  ;D
Title: Re: Vote now- Which would you give up?
Post by: guest868 on February 03, 2010, 10:16:11 AM
My g/f bought me a Tee the other day which had a snappy slogan which read along the lines of "I like my bike as it doesn't require chocolates, new shoes and shopping too keep it happy" something like that.
She wasn't impressed with the vibes on the SR500 when I had that, but she's non-committal on the Tenere.
Going with KirriePete's calendar marking, then I think the bike wins, purely as it gets ridden every day! Curses!
Title: Re: Vote now- Which would you give up?
Post by: SRXer on February 03, 2010, 11:04:13 AM

There are actually worse things to give up, imagine giving up listening to music or reading a book.

Sorry...

are you saying that a harder question would be, would you rather give up rumpy pumpy or bikes more than reading books?



Title: Re: Vote now- Which would you give up?
Post by: guest7 on February 03, 2010, 04:39:00 PM
LOL, now you put it like that I'm not so sure. Being a married man sex is a long-distant memory so that makes that part of the question redundant.

And yes, I do enjoy reading an awful lot and music is very important to me, it would be very hard to give those up so I'd say, upon reflection, that all three are about equal.

GC
Title: Re: Vote now- Which would you give up?
Post by: guest27 on February 03, 2010, 05:41:39 PM
And remember he is sat on a running 650 sigle whilst reading Anais Nin and listening to J'taime

R
Title: Re: Vote now- Which would you give up?
Post by: themoudie on February 03, 2010, 09:21:10 PM
Neither! Both may become intermitent due to lifes vagaries, but, I've not had to make the casting vote and don't intend to. And I definitely know which is the best to snuggle up to.  ;D

 Oh! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5LExf_en46Q)  ;D ;D ;D ;D

Title: Re: Vote now- Which would you give up?
Post by: guest7 on February 03, 2010, 09:26:02 PM
And remember he is sat on a running 650 sigle whilst reading Anais Nin and listening to J'taime

R

LOL! 

GC
Title: Re: Vote now- Which would you give up?
Post by: guest40 on February 04, 2010, 12:04:59 AM
I'm lucky, Ive got split personality and can have both.
Title: Re: Vote now- Which would you give up?
Post by: blew on February 04, 2010, 07:27:24 AM
I'm looking for an XS750,the rougher the better..............
Title: Re: Vote now- Which would you give up?
Post by: SRXer on February 04, 2010, 10:40:29 AM
but in that respect my SRX400 was 10x times the pleasure giver the SRX600 was...

 :-[
Title: Re: Vote now- Which would you give up?
Post by: Steffan on February 04, 2010, 02:19:14 PM
Being a married man sex is a long-distant memory so that makes that part of the question redundant.
GC

You really shouldn't make such sweeping generalisations GC. Have you ever considered that it might be you and not the institution of marriage?  :o
Title: Re: Vote now- Which would you give up?
Post by: guest27 on February 04, 2010, 06:18:22 PM
Well I have to say that being married has not stopped the R&P, but dont tell Mrs Rog  ;D

R