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Title: Distant TCers have urgent need for advice
Post by: guest7 on January 30, 2010, 04:15:20 PM
Simon Morgan has texted to say that his brand new Tenere is refusing to start. He's currently at 1700 metres in Austria, with temps down to -15. The bike turns over no problem, but refuses to catch. It took an hour to start it the other day at the Elefant rally.

Any thoughts and/or advice?

It's got fuel injection if that makes a difference.

I could only suggest my last resort option, namely slapping a stove or lantern under the sump for half an hour or so to heat the oil. I know it sounds mad, but it's worked really well in the past in starting bikes that refused to go otherwise.

For example, I had a VX once that didn't have a working choke and hadn't been started for two years. I wasn't able to get it to start so I put a paraffin lantern under the sump for two hours and it started third prod. It seems fairly obvious to me that if you warm the environment that the petrol vapour is being squirted into then it has a better chance of going boom.

GC
Title: Re: Distant TCers have urgent need for advice
Post by: bullet350 on January 30, 2010, 05:24:12 PM

 ice in sidestand or clutch switch? check plug for spark.

after that get the stove around it, if possible where the air box sucks its air in.

 good luck, i was effin' cold this morning at -2!

gut fahrt!

 bullet350
Title: Re: Distant TCers have urgent need for advice
Post by: guest7 on January 30, 2010, 05:33:27 PM
Cheers for that, forwarded to Simon.

We'll know the outcome late tomorrow or on Monday, here's hoping eh?

GC
Title: Re: Distant TCers have urgent need for advice
Post by: guest7 on January 30, 2010, 07:16:40 PM
Simon just got in touch... he pulled a wire from the sidestand switch and it started, hurrah!

He's developed some cunning plan to sort it out so it looks like the TC factor worked wonders again  ;)

I reckon he owes Bullet350 a pint or ten.

GC
Title: Re: Distant TCers have urgent need for advice
Post by: guest868 on January 30, 2010, 08:47:17 PM
I was going to suggest maybe water in the fuel had frozen around the pump or lines, but if it's an electrical problem, then good luck to him.
Title: Re: Distant TCers have urgent need for advice
Post by: guest7 on January 31, 2010, 12:14:16 AM
To be honest they are all (apparently) having a tough time of it. Jules is on a Bandit 1200, Tim is on a Boxer and Simon is on a single. All have had trouble starting their bikes on this trip.

GC
Title: Re: Distant TCers have urgent need for advice
Post by: 002 on January 31, 2010, 02:28:52 PM
To be honest they are all (apparently) having a tough time of it. Jules is on a Bandit 1200, Tim is on a Boxer and Simon is on a single. All have had trouble starting their bikes on this trip.

GC

Thought Jules had taken his Tiger/ETH outfit ?

Jethro
Title: Re: Distant TCers have urgent need for advice
Post by: guest7 on January 31, 2010, 02:38:35 PM
Of course you're right, I did know that but forgot in the heat of typing. The point still stands of course, despite the engine configuration they have all had problems.

GC
Title: Re: Distant TCers have urgent need for advice
Post by: guest24 on January 31, 2010, 08:21:38 PM
At -15C I think everyone will have problems. Brrrr. :o :o The only thing that would keep me warm at that temp would be thinking of Wendy Hurrell  :P telling me its -15  ;D
Title: Re: Distant TCers have urgent need for advice
Post by: guest18 on January 31, 2010, 09:21:04 PM
Well it was -18 and lower during the 50th... and the XBR's started no problems  ;)
Of course all the electrical pixies were busy supplying the spark not trying to turn the motor over....

Joking aside I don't think it's co-incidental that electric start bikes often struggle to start in very cold weather, you're asking the absolute most of the battery at the point it is least able to provide.
That and the machines are built for the leisure market and therefore it doesn't matter if they wont start on an icy day, after all who on earth would ride a bike for fun in icy weather... (where's the smiley for "walks away whistling"?)
Title: Re: Distant TCers have urgent need for advice
Post by: guest7 on February 01, 2010, 12:04:29 AM
The only thing that would keep me warm at that temp would be thinking of Wendy Hurrell 

I was wondering who she was, it turns out she's a London TV weather girl... so the majority of the population have never heard of her, which is a shame because she looks like this:

(http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_khnBA58ed2k/SWXphVVmCJI/AAAAAAAAE34/AvhLWHjmUb8/s400/wh5.JPG)

GC
Title: Re: Distant TCers have urgent need for advice
Post by: guest18 on February 01, 2010, 12:12:13 AM
Ahh not a patch on the dark haired girl who does the Scottish weather, fair brightens my mornings!

(http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_khnBA58ed2k/SjuHkgr3GVI/AAAAAAAAHaM/SL7CmGBSfxk/s400/PDVD_025)

It has to be said this pic doesn't do her justice  :-\

Edited to add: Judith Ralston is her name that I couldn't remember...
Title: Re: Distant TCers have urgent need for advice
Post by: guest7 on February 01, 2010, 08:30:45 AM
Typical... here in the enlightened Welsh hillsides our weather is read by a perma-tanned queen called Derek.

(http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/45452000/jpg/_45452292_weather_derek_512x288.jpg)

GC
Title: Re: Distant TCers have urgent need for advice
Post by: guest24 on February 01, 2010, 10:19:58 AM
The only thing that would keep me warm at that temp would be thinking of Wendy Hurrell 

I was wondering who she was, it turns out she's a London TV weather girl... so the majority of the population have never heard of her, which is a shame because she looks like this:

(http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_khnBA58ed2k/SWXphVVmCJI/AAAAAAAAE34/AvhLWHjmUb8/s400/wh5.JPG)

GC

Sorry about her being London based. Wendy does have her own website, www.wendyhurrell.com if you are interested in what she is upto.

However, my all-time favourite weather girl at the moment is Elizabeth Saary, and she is a national one too. Fantastic. Apparently Ms Saary said we are having some snow at the moment, so my wife tells me...

(http://image.guardian.co.uk/sys-images/Arts/Arts_/site_furniture/2007/05/23/elizabethsaary460.jpg)
Title: Re: Distant TCers have urgent need for advice
Post by: KirriePete on February 01, 2010, 12:32:32 PM
Ahhh, Judith Ralston aka 'Wonder Woman' (don't ask - little pervy dream of my very own...), but I still miss Heather Reid OBE aka "Heather with the Weather":

(http://hub.tv-ark.org.uk/images/weather/bbcregional_images/scotland_weather_1999b.jpg)

This one's even better:

(http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/46888000/jpg/_46888581_heatherweather.jpg)

Enjoy!

Title: Re: Distant TCers have urgent need for advice
Post by: Richard on February 01, 2010, 04:22:45 PM

So why no mention of Isobel Lang ?

Richard
Title: Re: Distant TCers have urgent need for advice
Post by: KirriePete on February 01, 2010, 04:35:25 PM

So why no mention of Isobel Lang ?

Richard

I wouldn't say no ...

(http://i47.photobucket.com/albums/f159/KirriePete/PDVD_002Large.jpg)

For the full "PHWOAR!" on all the climate cuties, just pop over to Woody's Weather Women here: clicky linky thing (http://woodysweatherwomen.blogspot.com/) - remember to have some tissues handy (to wipe the drool off the keyboards!  What did you think I meant?)
Title: Re: Distant TCers have urgent need for advice
Post by: 002 on February 01, 2010, 04:53:57 PM
Typical... here in the enlightened Welsh hillsides our weather is read by a perma-tanned queen called Derek.

(http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/45452000/jpg/_45452292_weather_derek_512x288.jpg)

GC

Derek is a bit of a character,to say the least.
BBC Wales also has a rather nice young Asian Lady........Very Nice !   ;) ;)

Jethro

Title: Re: Distant TCers have urgent need for advice
Post by: Richard on February 01, 2010, 05:05:08 PM

I thought that the current Welsh presenter looked rather Persian.

I do think it is a shame that the ITV companies use presenters rather than meteorologists though.

Isn't Derek supposed to be living with that comedian whose name I can't remember ?  Was it Max Boyce ?

Richard
Title: Re: Distant TCers have urgent need for advice
Post by: KirriePete on February 01, 2010, 05:55:55 PM
Oh alright, if we're looking at the other side of the street, up here in STV-land we do get the not at all camp  ::) Sean Batty:

(http://hub.tv-ark.org.uk/images/weather/itvregional_images/stv_weather_sean_batty_2009a.jpg)

Now, can we get back to the gurls please?
Title: Re: Distant TCers have urgent need for advice
Post by: Mark on February 01, 2010, 05:58:40 PM
Not Batty as Batty for the other side then. ???
Title: Re: Distant TCers have urgent need for advice
Post by: guest7 on February 01, 2010, 06:01:29 PM
Anyone remember the Weather in Norwegian (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VJcHtR3XEOk) girl? She also sometimes dd the weather in a bikini. It was on that shortlived TV station Live TV.

GC
Title: Re: Distant TCers have urgent need for advice
Post by: bullet350 on February 01, 2010, 08:16:56 PM

 this has to be the best off-topic thread ever! we've gone from helping breakdowns, to perving over weather girls (and Derek in wales) in virtually no time whatsoever.

hopefully there is no one in -20 waiting for our help, we're all far too busy discussing more important subjects.

wendy hurrell gets my vote, something about a 'warm front'.......

 bullet350
Title: Re: Distant TCers have urgent need for advice
Post by: guest24 on February 01, 2010, 10:24:33 PM
He he. All my fault, I highjacked the thread with my Hurrell burblings...

Now at -20, that's a maths result of taking 5 from -15, I will be thinking of Carol Vorderman....
Title: Re: Distant TCers have urgent need for advice
Post by: 002 on February 02, 2010, 12:18:41 AM

I thought that the current Welsh presenter looked rather Persian.


MMmmmm !  Thats the one !


Isn't Derek supposed to be living with that comedian whose name I can't remember ?  Was it Max Boyce ?

Richard

I was bitten by Max Boyce next door neighbours dog many moons ago
And his daughter looked just like him  ;D ;D ;D Max Boyce ..that is !

Jethro
Title: Re: Distant TCers have urgent need for advice
Post by: guest40 on February 02, 2010, 12:22:59 AM
Go to bed Jethro, it will be warmer than sitting there at nearly 1 am
Title: Re: Distant TCers have urgent need for advice
Post by: 002 on February 02, 2010, 12:25:48 AM
Go to bed Jethro, it will be warmer than sitting there at nearly 1 am

Morning Kurt !

Sat here in just my white Y-Fronts....with a spreading yellow stain at the front.....and the Skid marks at the back...... ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

Off to bed now !

Jethro
Title: Re: Distant TCers have urgent need for advice
Post by: themoudie on February 02, 2010, 12:28:51 AM
Go to bed Jethro, it will be warmer than sitting there at nearly 1 am

Aye Kurt,

But how do you know what 'e's warming and what with?  ;)

Has your summer been as hot as our winter cold? Autumnal signs yet?

First snowdrop is trying its hardest here and a crocus has stuck a bud up in defiance. However, day length noticably improving.

Regards to 'Skippy' when you next pass by!

Toodle pip, Bill.
Title: Re: Distant TCers have urgent need for advice
Post by: Richard on February 02, 2010, 12:29:25 AM
"Sat here in just my white Y-Fronts....with a spreading yellow stain at the front.....and the Skid marks at the back......"

Obviously in just there first week of wear then Jethro !

Richard