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Club House => Chatter => Topic started by: 002 on March 09, 2009, 10:24:22 PM
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Ahh I have just been reliably informed that "Blue" prefers men to women. Damn another potential fantasy ruined, being as she is a woman and all....
Ah Blue ! She also has some strange body piercings to boot !
She has Ummm ! Like a boot lace affair on her chest.
So when she wears a V or open neck top you can see a series of rings and a lace. Ala Boot lace thingie !
Jethro
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Bodice or corset, Jethro! ;) A basque is below the waist! ;)
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Bodice or corset, Jethro! ;) A basque is below the waist! ;)
Is there something you need to tell us? Which is most comfortable worn under leathers, that sort of thing? ;D
Andy
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Lycra .
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Lycra? I always thought leather went with lace.... :-[ ;)
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Lycra , lace rubs .
Rub .
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Lycra tends to stop my balls moving around naturally and can be sweaty mind.
Cotton.
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NO!! No No No No No NOOOOOOOOOOO
(staggering back..) I DON'T WANT THAT IMAGE INSIDE MY HEAD......Agggghhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Where's the moderator when you need him!!
Steffan
the disturbed...
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Lycra was a godsend for the first few days after my 'snip' because it stops your balls moving.
I'm not sure I have a sweaty mind though ::)
GC
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Bodice or corset, Jethro! ;) A basque is below the waist! ;)
I remember wearing my friend Loretta's Basque....a little uncomfortable I found !
A Teddy is a little more appealing........and I havent a Sweaty Mind either !
Betty Swollocks !!!!
Jethro
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Of course ,there's always silk , the gentlemans under garment .
Tiv.
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I wa always taught that a gentleman wears tweed, unless he is a Scot in which case its probably beaver fur or something.
The only time I wore Y fronts in years was after the snip - to stop "that swinging feeling".
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I tried tweed undergarments , but found them somewhat abrasive .
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If you want to be really tough, wear Armadillo skin underpants!
......Inside out!!! :o
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Nope , Lycra and sequins .
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Hand knitted wool breaths naturally although leather is of course harder wearing.
Andy
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Lambswool ?
Has anyone tried cashmere ?
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Lycra , lace rubs .
Rub .
ahh that's the cheap nylony lace... you want some nice silk type Janet Reger, that's much nicer... erm... I imagine...probably... (shuffles away nervously :-[ )
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Bodice or corset, Jethro! ;) A basque is below the waist! ;)
Bodice (http://museums.leics.gov.uk/collections-on-line/imagestore/c7121980_923_0am.jpg)
Corset Under bust - Difficult to post image as this is a family site...
Corset Overbust (http://www.corsetcurves.com/getimage.aspx?imageid=783&size=large&dimensions=500&Product=Harmony-Corset-Cerise)
Basque (http://news.bbc.co.uk/media/images/39547000/jpg/_39547619_thirdtrtygt300.jpg)
Ooops wrong sort of Basque
Basque (http://www.sulis.co.uk/acatalog/bs6400.jpg)
Just incase you were wondering about the difference
You can get motorcyclist corsets - but I think we call them body belts... ;D
R
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I don't like the look of yours mate!
Andy
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Hasn't this drifted into 'Pants '?
As an aside , a detailed examination of the images kindly provided by Rog { God bless you Sir !},seems to indicate a quality blend of lace combined with Lycra .Clearly the above images seem to confirm the obvious suitability of these garments ,when worn beneath leather motorcycling clothing.Perhaps a late sixties Lewis leathers racing one piece ?
Richard , I am at a loss to understand the benefits of tweed over the lycra/lace blend as displayed above .Can you enlighten me ?
Can anyone confirm the thermal properties of the above ?
Going for a lie down now , I've come over all unnecessary .
Rob .
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Thermal?? what did John Donne say - wait a bit and I'll look it up ... be right back
Steffan
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With reference to thermal properties here it is:
I was going to edit it down to the last couple of lines but it is all so good that I thought you gentlemen and ladies would appreciate the full quotation
To His Mistress Going to Bed
by John Donne
Come, madam, come, all rest my powers defy,
Until I labour, I in labour lie.
The foe oft-times having the foe in sight,
Is tired with standing though he never fight.
Off with that girdle, like heaven's zone glistering,
But a far fairer world encompassing.
Unpin that spangled breastplate which you wear,
That th'eyes of busy fools may be stopped there.
Unlace yourself, for that harmonious chime
Tells me from you that now it is bed time.
Off with that happy busk, which I envy,
That still can be, and still can stand so nigh.
Your gown going off, such beauteous state reveals,
As when from flowery meads th'hills shadow steals.
Off with your wiry coronet and show
The hairy diadem which on you doth grow:
Now off with those shoes: and then safely tread
In this love's hallowed temple, this soft bed.
In such white robes heaven's angels used to be
Received by men; thou, Angel, bring'st with thee
A heaven like Mahomet's Paradise; and though
Ill spirits walk in white, we easily know
By this these Angels from an evil sprite:
Those set our hairs, but these our flesh upright.
License my roving hands, and let them go
Before, behind, between, above, below.
O my America! my new-found-land,
My kingdom, safeliest when with one man manned,
My mine of precious stones, my empery,
How blest am I in this discovering thee!
To enter in these bonds is to be free;
Then where my hand is set, my seal shall be.
Full nakedness! All joys are due to thee,
As souls unbodied, bodies unclothed must be,
To taste whole joys. Gems which you women use
Are as Atlanta's balls, cast in men's views,
That when a fool's eye lighteth on a gem,
His earthly soul may covet theirs, not them:
Like pictures, or like books' gay coverings made
For lay-men, are all women thus arrayed.
Themselves are mystic books, which only we
(Whom their imputed grace will dignify)
Must see revealed. Then, since that I may know,
As liberally as to a midwife, show
Thyself: cast all, yea, this white linen hence,
There is no penance due to innocence:
To teach thee, I am naked first; why than,
What need'st thou have more covering than a man?
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Tweed has no benefits other than being what a Country gentleman might wear.
I rather painfully recall having to wear serge next to my skin for extended periods of time.
Satans own cloth (no Steve, not really).
Probably make a bloody good prophylatic mind, no woman would come near you.
Richard
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"O my America! my new-found-land,
My kingdom, safeliest when with one man manned,"
Donne is bloody fantastic isn't he?
What's really scary about him is the way he went from writing verse like this to ending up as Dean of St Pauls. What a life ;)
GC
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And he managed to fit in all those years with 'Dads Army ' as well. Not to mention a top ten hit with 'Grandad'
Very impressive ;)
Pike .
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"They don't like it up 'em"
Fit's rather well in this thread don't you think ;D
Andy
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Isn't it odd, when I moved this thread and called it 'Fetishwear', the posts seemed to dry up.
;D
GC
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I thought it was down to my quoting Donne that finished it off, a shared kill, squadron leader?
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LOL, I hadn't thought of that, perhaps you're right, I winged the blighter and you shot its tail off :D
GC
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Winged the blighter and shot its tail off - this is a family forum and we may be looking at fetishwear but this is a bit strong?????? ;D ;D
How about these for the usual leaky crotch on the waterproofs question??
(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/21T28E5DKXL._SL500_AA272_.jpg)
Popper attachments so you can put them on when it rains and take them off later without the need to take your boots off. No leaks in the puddle that forms when riding in the rain.
Seems that for the lifestyle biker they are also available in black...
Oh well guess who is trying to avoid unpaid work... ::)
R
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I can see how you might have been perusing pictures of basques, teddys, corsets, etc. But I can't work out how (or why) you found a picture of an incontinence pant. ;)
However, as a Guiness drinker, I can see the advantages of such an item :o
GC
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However, as a Guiness drinker, I can see the advantages of such an item :o
GC
Did I ever tell you the story of the 12 cans of out of date Murphys?
Andy
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;D ;D
Just trying to think of what would fit the thread. Googled "Fetishwear" and then had to find suitable pics :)
Played rugby a few years ago with a bunch of nurses (male unfortunatly) after the match one of their wife broke out some large disposable nappies for her other half and his buddy - that way they could drink their way to oblivion and she would not need to change the beds in the morning. :o :o
R
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A little more looking and it seems that many of these products and their kin could be made for the biking fraternity - many are available in lifestyle black - t-shirts, trousers etc. All will keep out the rain and let you look a real mean dude too boot. Cannot see anyone making custom items with badges of any sort so I guess you would have to glue a club badge on if that is your fancy.
Going a bit deeper into the dark and steamy world, it appears that the BMW rider is catered for too, no more having to secure that section of broom handle to the bike when you park - you know the section that when suitably positioned gets that BMW ram rod straight back and surprised look whilst riding. Seems you can get underwear with built in broom handle - some are even adjustable for that slightly slouched RS look or the full on Teutonic RT look.
Balaclavas with no eye-holes - perfect for the unsure pillion or the born again biker on his 1000cc crotch rocket.
Straight jackets for people suffering withdrawl form 1980's 2-stroke powerbands
Even stuff made in PU rather than latex / PVC for those bikers with old Brit iron - does not degrade in oil apparently.
Now I have ridden - or had bikes - for some 25+ years and never have I seen this essential clobber in the bike shops - have I been looking on the wrong rail?
R
All of which reminds me of an ex's brother who back in the 90's wanted a pair of leather jeans - no interweb then - so he sent off for a catalogue of leather gear ;D guess what is coming. Yup lovely leather jeans with back zip - what for? Turn page and some guy trussed up in studded leather harness etc. Poor guy was mortified that people would think he was that way inclined, and they kept sending him more catalogues and special offers. ;D ;D Mind his girlfriend was a cracking lass and I would have thought that would have put paid to any people thinking he batted for the otherside.
Oh if you are wondering why this may have mattered - it was the 90's, he was from a deeply catholic family and living in Greenock / working in Glasgow.
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Rog , with regard to the pants pictured above , does one wear them under or over ones leather slacks ?
Also , where does one get new leather balaclavas ? I only ask as the zip has broken on mine .
Rub .
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Over or under - all depends on the feel and handling you prefer - like tyres, bike style etc, it is personal
Balaclavas - dunno - cannot see, mine works real good.
R