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Club House => Chatter => Topic started by: guest27 on October 29, 2007, 09:02:46 PM

Title: How the @@@@@@@@@!!!!
Post by: guest27 on October 29, 2007, 09:02:46 PM

Ok - so who can explain THIS (http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/main.jhtml?xml=/news/2007/10/26/nsex126.xml)?

Not sure how and why it would be a crime...

R

Title: Re: How the @@@@@@@@@!!!!
Post by: OMEGAMAN on October 29, 2007, 10:46:21 PM

Perhaps because the bike looks to be less than 5 years old???? ::)

Title: Re: How the @@@@@@@@@!!!!
Post by: guest7 on October 29, 2007, 11:04:01 PM

I love my Brooks saddle... but not to that extent  :o

GC

Title: Re: How the @@@@@@@@@!!!!
Post by: guest27 on October 29, 2007, 11:49:08 PM

MMm I too have spent many a happy hour rubbing oil into my Brooks and then polishing it lovingly with my bum (AKA riding the bike)   :o  ;D ;D

Title: Re: How the @@@@@@@@@!!!!
Post by: pigafetta on October 30, 2007, 01:26:53 AM

Hmmm...

What a fella chooses to do with his bicycle in the privacy of his own room is surely nobodys business but his own. It might have been wise to stop when he heard the door being unlocked but then he may have been caught at the point of no return and there's no saying what goes through the mind of a bicycle shagger in a crucial moment.

Title: Re: How the @@@@@@@@@!!!!
Post by: xbruby on October 30, 2007, 08:10:15 AM

At least he was (trying) to keep his activities private unlike the fellow in the same article who seemed to preffer shagging pavements, hardly discrete and must have required considerable use of KY!

Title: Re: How the @@@@@@@@@!!!!
Post by: Bill Rutter on October 30, 2007, 08:26:20 AM

I love my Specialized Langster.......but not THAT much  :o

Title: Re: How the @@@@@@@@@!!!!
Post by: guest27 on October 30, 2007, 09:55:45 AM

But on a more serious note - why has he been put on the Sex Offenders Register?

R

Title: Re: How the @@@@@@@@@!!!!
Post by: mini-thumper on October 30, 2007, 08:06:07 PM

Quote from: onepot on October 29, 2007, 11:04:01 PM

I love my Brooks saddle... but not to that extent  :o

GC

Oy pervert! Don't drag me into your sordid fantasies!

BOYD 'Watch were you're putting that oil, Eugene' BROOKS

Title: Re: How the @@@@@@@@@!!!!
Post by: OMEGAMAN on October 30, 2007, 10:22:31 PM

I use :od to have a big "chopper" back in the seventies, but my mum stopped me using it!

Title: Re: How the @@@@@@@@@!!!!
Post by: Steve Lake on November 01, 2007, 06:40:34 AM

well, he's on the sex offenders register to protect all those innocent bikes out there....

But....hey...surely 'having sex' with something or someone implies the other parties agreement/acceptance/consent.....now....to the best of my knowledge (limited in this area admittedly) bikes and pavements are not in a position to give consent....surely this was rape, and should have carried a far stiffer (lol) penalty?

Anyway...I will avert my gaze when I'm lubricating my bottom bracket in future...you can't be too careful in these PC days!

Title: Re: How the @@@@@@@@@!!!!
Post by: guest27 on November 01, 2007, 08:49:09 AM

Ahh but consent was not denied

Careful with that botom bracket - especially if you are cranking at the time.

R

Title: Re: How the @@@@@@@@@!!!!
Post by: pigafetta on November 01, 2007, 10:16:01 AM

Perhaps he misinterpreted the protestations of the squeeky brakes as squeals of encouragement.

Title: Re: How the @@@@@@@@@!!!!
Post by: Richard on November 01, 2007, 10:48:10 PM

You have to remember that it was in Scotland, not England/Wales and they have some strange sexual habits North of the border along with different laws.  Something to do with a sexual conduct likely to cause a Breach of the Peace, which we don't have.  I shall check out the new Act to see what might have been an appropriate charge.

I remember my caving club having a paper cutting on the wall of a local farmer having been caught in flagrante delicto with a cows nostril whilst standing on a stool or something.  Now he probably would have gone on the register.

Probably rode a Thumper, except then it would have been a rabbit instead of a cow.

Richard