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Title: Do you think a Maico 440 lump...
Post by: guest27 on June 02, 2007, 07:40:19 PM
would fit in here?..

Ebay 120125939369   
Title: Re: Do you think a Maico 440 lump...
Post by: guest18 on June 02, 2007, 08:33:14 PM
NO*











*and even if it does, assume the answer is NO.
(this has been a public service announcement in aid of saving the NHS money...)

;)
Title: Re: Do you think a Maico 440 lump...
Post by: guest27 on June 02, 2007, 08:58:53 PM
Ah it does...

(http://i177.photobucket.com/albums/w230/Shaftoflame/Junk/DT-Maico.jpg)

R
Title: Re: Do you think a Maico 440 lump...
Post by: guest18 on June 02, 2007, 10:31:16 PM
See my previous answer... ;)  :D
Title: Re: Do you think a Maico 440 lump...
Post by: themoudie on June 02, 2007, 10:49:19 PM
'Ee's been Photoshopping again!

Chuckle Vision.
Title: Re: Do you think a Maico 440 lump...
Post by: GB500nz on June 03, 2007, 07:54:51 AM
All that sudden power, no brakes and forks the size of toothpicks: what a lovely idea!
Title: Re: Do you think a Maico 440 lump...
Post by: hondamichael on June 03, 2007, 11:05:07 AM
why would you fit a maico engine in ? it belongs in a maico frame no where else !
Title: Re: Do you think a Maico 440 lump...
Post by: guest27 on June 03, 2007, 07:12:43 PM
Ahh but I have a Maico engine and no frame.  An old DT frame will cost pennies, and old Maico one will cost loads more - mind there is a nice Maico mono on ebay at the mo - not that I can afford to buy it - even if I had the cash, I think SWMBO would inject my knackers with bleach if I did...

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Title: Re: Do you think a Maico 440 lump...
Post by: themoudie on June 03, 2007, 08:46:20 PM
You should be so lucky!!! ;-)

Friend from work in an unfamiliar B&B with his wife after attending a wedding, dived for the loo the next morning and then couldn't find the loo paper.

AHH! These look like the wet wipes we have at home on top of the cistern and wipes bum!!!

Flushes loo and thinks that smells like bl>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>each! Within 30 secs has stripped and spends the next 10 minutes bathing the under carriage in the shower trying to remove that Parazone/Flash fresh feeling!

Two days of baby lotion later and sitting for any length of time still had a little fizz about it. LOOK before you wipe!!

Toodle pip, Bill
Title: Re: Do you think a Maico 440 lump...
Post by: 002 on June 03, 2007, 09:10:58 PM
Was he making a clean sweep of things,Bill ?


Jethro
Title: Re: Do you think a Maico 440 lump...
Post by: themoudie on June 03, 2007, 09:23:47 PM
Aye Jethro,

Chuckle!

No, he'd be using Immac if he was after that! ;-0

I'll have to stop, I'm chuckling to much!

Bill
Title: Re: Do you think a Maico 440 lump...
Post by: OMEGAMAN on June 03, 2007, 10:10:34 PM
You should be so lucky!!! ;-)

Friend from work in an unfamiliar B&B with his wife after attending a wedding, dived for the loo the next morning and then couldn't find the loo paper.

AHH! These look like the wet wipes we have at home on top of the cistern and wipes bum!!!

Flushes loo and thinks that smells like bl>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>each! Within 30 secs has stripped and spends the next 10 minutes bathing the under carriage in the shower trying to remove that Parazone/Flash fresh feeling!

Two days of baby lotion later and sitting for any length of time still had a little fizz about it. LOOK before you wipe!!

Toodle pip, Bill

Just remember not to leave the Bonjela next to the KY on the bedside table (fastest I've ever seen the missus move!)  (TRUE!)
Title: Re: Do you think a Maico 440 lump...
Post by: guest27 on June 03, 2007, 10:21:01 PM
Friend who used to travel in parts to the East claimed that a large pot of Vaseline was No1 in his sponge bag - to cool the bum when the trots hit.  Was fine until the day he sat there rubbing a good handfull in after the world had fallen from his bottom.  Whilst salving he read the lable..... "Vick's"


Finger nails in the ceiling...


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