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SteveL

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a Christmas wish ....
« on: December 20, 2019, 08:11:53 AM »
Murphy goes into the confessional (an all to infrequent event, according to Father Patrick), murphy says 'father, i keep having these thoughts about wanting to live for eternity', Father Patrick thinks for a moment and then says ... 'murphy just go and find yourself a wife and settle down' .  'It's that easy, and that'll help me live for ever?' says murphy.  'No' says the Priest, 'but the desire to live forever will quickly disappear!'





coat..... door .... on my way  :)

mthee

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Re: a Christmas wish ....
« Reply #1 on: December 20, 2019, 11:22:41 AM »
Coat...held out.   Door...held open.  On your way... straight to purgatory  ;D

Moto63

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Re: a Christmas wish ....
« Reply #2 on: December 20, 2019, 11:56:33 AM »
I quite liked that one 🤣🤣🤣🤣