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SteveL

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plane crash....
« on: December 19, 2019, 07:15:58 PM »
halfway across the atlantic betweel Heathrow and New York, the captain announced that the plane had a serious fuel leak and would have to ditch in the sea, and the likelihood of surviving was extremely slim .....
At which point a woman jumped into the aisle and started frantically pulling her clothes off and shouting ... 'if i'm going to die will someone make me feel like a real woman ... now' ...
a guy moved into the aisle in front of her .... ripped off his shirt and said ... 'here, iron this'

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Moto63

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Re: plane crash....
« Reply #1 on: December 19, 2019, 08:31:34 PM »
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣...... NOW that’s more like it 🤣🤣🤣
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Re: plane crash....
« Reply #2 on: December 19, 2019, 08:42:59 PM »
 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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