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SteveL

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i was in the changing rooms ....
« on: November 28, 2019, 07:05:36 AM »
I was standing next to this bloke in the changing room at my local gym yesterday when a mobile phone rings. He was getting dry so he puts it on loudspeaker. I thought straightaway what a smug bastard...

MAN: "Hello"...

WOMAN: "Honey, it's me. Are you at the gym"...?

MAN: "Yes"...

WOMAN: "I am at the trinity centre now and found this beautiful leather coat...

It' s only £1,000. Is it OK if I buy it?"

MAN: "Sure, go ahead if you like it that much"...

WOMAN: "I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the new 2018 models. I saw one I really liked"...

MAN: "How much"...?

WOMAN: "£90,000"..

MAN: "OK, but for that price I want it with all the options"...

WOMAN: "Great! Oh, and one more thing The house I wanted last year is back on the market. They're asking £950,000"...

MAN: "Well, then go ahead and give them an offer of £900,000. They will probably take it. If not, we can go the extra 50 thousand...

WOMAN: "OK. I'll see you later! I love you so much"...

MAN: "Bye! I love you, too"...

The man hangs up. The other men in the changing room are staring at him in astonishment, mouths agape...
He smiles and asks: "Anyone know who this phone belongs to"...?

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Re: i was in the changing rooms ....
« Reply #1 on: November 28, 2019, 09:09:07 AM »
🤣🤣🤣🤣.... yeah I defo like that one Steve. 👍

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Re: i was in the changing rooms ....
« Reply #2 on: November 28, 2019, 09:59:00 AM »
 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D OH, for the chuckies!  ;D

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