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SteveL

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can you believe it ....
« on: November 19, 2019, 11:48:13 AM »
The Highways Agency found over 200 dead crows on the Holkham to Norwich road near the Reepham bends recently, and there was concern that they may have died from Avian Flu. A Pathologist examined the remains of all the crows, and, to everyone's relief, confirmed the problem was NOT Avian Flu. The cause of death appeared to be from vehicular impacts. However, during analysis it was noted that varying colours of paints appeared on the ...bird's beaks and claws. By analyzing these paint residues it was found that 98% of the crows had been killed by impact with motorbikes, while only 2% were killed by cars.
The Agency then hired an Ornithological Behaviorist to determine if there was a cause for the disproportionate percentages of motorbike kills versus car kills. The Ornithological Behaviorist quickly concluded that when crows eat road kill, they always have a look-out crow to warn of danger. They discovered that while all the lookout crows could shout "Cah", not a single one could shout "bike"

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Re: can you believe it ....
« Reply #1 on: November 19, 2019, 11:57:38 AM »
Hahahahahahaha, I like that one Steve.  ;D
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Re: can you believe it ....
« Reply #2 on: November 19, 2019, 05:01:26 PM »
Oohhh... deary , deary me and you'd just been let back in with your coat too 😉

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Re: can you believe it ....
« Reply #3 on: November 19, 2019, 07:31:49 PM »
Trouble and strife appears not to be wired for this one! ??? ??? ???

Though I do have my crow rattle at the ready for keeping them rooks off my winter wheat.

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Steve, you need to be made to stand in a field without that coat and hat after that one!  ;)

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