Crusty
It is very simple you just: turn up, put your tent up, talk bo88ocks, look at some bikes, drink some beer, look at more bikes, watch some cricket, drink more beer (possibly in Uttoxeter), talk even more bo88ocks, take you tent down, go home!
No pressure come and go as you please. Do what you want, when you want. There is no formal club display/stand, but having a laugh is obligatory*!
Boyd
PS Sharon is the alter-ego of one Bobby Gunsmoke (but only on Sundays), and by default the fantasy love interest of a certain Mr J Keenan Esq. - Possibly?
* unless it rains and/or snows, in which case I'll splash about a bit and go home in a strop.