Just been looking at Incontinetal Pants !
MMmmmmm ! Would be great for a night out !
No trips to the loo for hours and hours !
Jethro
I think you must have a fetish or be a secret wearer of them

,that would explain the tub of Sudocrem and the Johnsons baby powder i found in your toiletry bag,

,don't know why there was
a pregnancy test or the strap on inflatable stomach

,you certainly don't need one of those

,
next you will be looking at breast suction pumps