Aye Pat,
I'm nae posting piccies of my cowp in case the local ********************* decide its worth a visit.
How you have your cowp is your business, but like all the other commentators, my thoughts are that the initial batch portray work in progress. Nae worries!
The second set of images, whilst being a credit to yoursel' and the loons, worry me.
Home & Gardens themed pictures with gossamer lighting and 'soft focus'!

I note you don't have the pink filter on for the 'rose tinted spectacle' effect.
Just be very careful who you invite to the garage warming party with a woodburner installed, there could be grease stains from the frying pan on the new wallpaper and 'nasty stains' of the type that Maggie T doesn't approve!

Lang mae yur lumb reek, Bill