Author Topic: Snip cut and paste  (Read 2285 times)

themoudie

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Re: Snip cut and paste
« Reply #15 on: August 30, 2006, 08:55:57 PM »
Not bragging, but after some years a cyst appeared, now I have 3 flat tyres!!!!

Its been scanned in case its malignant, all clear at present. ;-)

guest27

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Re: Snip cut and paste
« Reply #16 on: August 30, 2006, 10:33:54 PM »
Oooh - could confuse the fairer sex.  Was whacked in the knackers playing rugby and one swelled to the size of an orange.  OOoooocccccchhhhhhhh - mind the other was the size of a grapefruit and twice as painful, the guitarist from Budgie wasswollen and bent - and I passed out if I stood up fo rtoo long - ever tried to pee laying down - into the loo.  The Boss spoke to her sister (who is an A&E nurse) and was told all about torsion - where you spin one way and the bollox spin another and she (The Boss) offered her sister examination rights. (I could nt complain - even speaking made vibrations that hurt like eeeeeccccchhhhhhh) Thankfully SiL did not take up offer - but she did drop round with some 'slings' for them.  So I am hoping that the two bricks hurt less - GC? - coz I am on the waiting list...

HOwever we still ahve some bay windows in need of renovation and a bog that needs replacing and  and and and - so if you are back in commission I am looking for a quote... and not  (sucking on teeth) oooh I would not have done that...

R

guest7

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Re: Snip cut and paste
« Reply #17 on: August 31, 2006, 08:03:01 AM »
I came home from work early yesterday because of the pain and had a long hot bath (and read Conrad's Heart of Darkness - bloody brilliant stuff). Then I spent the next few hours sat with an ice pack and lo, this morning I feel a lot better.

I suspect my return to boxer shorts (instead of tight pants) was too early.

To summarise (for all snip candidates):
Op - easy, very little pain except when they repeatedly inject your tubes
Post op - fine if you follow advice, take it easy, tight pants, ice packs
Three days later - don't accept an offer to help dismantle a stone wall with a sledge and pick
Four days later - ignore advice, keep wearing tight pants and applying ice as necessary, they said three days and it wasn't enough for me.

Once the pain is gone it will be on to stage two, the clearance sale of all unwanted stock. I have to deplete my store of sperm. There are two tests, one at four weeks and another at eight weeks (or thereabouts) to see if you have any of the little swimmers left. Technically the next few weeks should be the fun bit :-)

Cheers
GC