Arrrrrr Smudge,
You doesn't get much of a yard arm on thaat inflatable doll of a boat, you use.
However, my moll who viewed the dip they call Depp and his other cohorts swinging in thier riggin' say as light entertainment it ain't bad!
Take your slug of rum and chew some boggie roll or brown twist for the authentic canary teeth with haliotosis!
Arrrrrrr, Captain Birdseye!!!