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Steve Lake

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2 lads chatting in the pub ...
« on: January 30, 2023, 09:05:32 AM »
john & pete were chatting in the pub and as usual the conversation turned to their home lives.....and their partners ....
pete says to john ... you've been married 2 years now, how's it going?, still getting it regular ?
god yes! says john ... every night mate ...
wow! says pete, ever tried the other hole ? you know, just to spice things up a bit ?
oh no says john ... i wouldn't do that, she's a vicars daughter for goodness sake ... bit straight laced ....
go on john says pete, ask her, she can only say no, and you never know ... you might get lucky...
ok says john, when it looks the right time, i'll ask her ...

next week in the pub, there's john & pete at the bar putting the world to rights as usual ...
pete says to john hey! how'd you get on asking about erm.... you know ...
oh says john .. i did ask mate... just like you said .... and she said definitely no ...... we can't afford to have children yet!!

sorry if this is a bit over the top.... i'm sure admin will remove it if it is..

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Re: 2 lads chatting in the pub ...
« Reply #1 on: January 30, 2023, 11:33:42 AM »
Hahahaha 🤣
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Re: 2 lads chatting in the pub ...
« Reply #2 on: January 30, 2023, 12:45:25 PM »
A dirty, stinking 2 stroke joke, if ever I heard one!
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Re: 2 lads chatting in the pub ...
« Reply #3 on: January 30, 2023, 08:30:50 PM »
Well I found it pretty funny 🤣🤣🤣🤣

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Re: 2 lads chatting in the pub ...
« Reply #4 on: January 30, 2023, 09:35:57 PM »
Well that really appeals to my (still) teenage mindset...titter, titter.
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