Into the Chinese fish and chip shop and ordered two fish suppers.
Five minutes later, the double fried chips were lashed into the cardboard trays and the sizzling fillets lifted from the boiling oil, drained and placed on top.
"Sore finger?" asked the lady. Yes please, on both I replied and "May I have some HP sauce as well?". "Nae ploblem!" came the reply.
This happens every time we visit the chipper!
Good health, Bill
