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to save fuel, i'm using my pushbike a lot now...

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Steve Lake:
On a recent visit to my local pub, i noticed they were offering 4 pint 'takeaways' with a 20% discount ....
so, before i left i asked for 2 takeaways, one with 4 pints of Abbot & one with old speckled hen, and got an extra 5% off ... bargain!
safely stowed in my backpack i headed off home ... a mile up the road i was very nearly sideswiped by a van, and it got me thinking, if i wasn't careful i'd be off my bike and lose my precious cargo .... so at the next bus stop shelter i stopped, unloaded my beer and sat down for a quiet drinking session .....
It's just as well i did because i fell off my bike 5 times before i got home ........

Itsme:
A lovely illustration of cause and effect!

Spartacian

Moto63:
It’s an oldie but a goodie 👍🥂🍺🥃🍷🍸🍹🍻🤪

Steve Lake:

--- Quote from: Moto63 on April 18, 2022, 03:24:26 PM ---It’s an oldie but a goodie 👍🥂🍺🥃🍷🍸🍹🍻🤪

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like most of us on here... :-)

Moto63:

--- Quote from: Steve Lake on April 21, 2022, 11:46:40 AM ---

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like most of us on here... :-)
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As the saying goes. Many a true word spoken in jest 🤣😉👍

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