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Moto63

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Met replacement
« on: February 12, 2022, 07:22:22 PM »
The Met police force have appointed a replacement for the departing Cressida Dick.
It’s her sister Caressa Dick. She said she’s delighted to be giving the position and can’t wait to get her teeth in to it 😉

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Re: Met replacement
« Reply #1 on: February 13, 2022, 06:00:14 PM »
Very "Carry On" Michael. In fact the whole government lockdown parties / Met shambles seems to have been a right carry on-grrrrrr don't get me started -this IS the humour section after all..................
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Re: Met replacement
« Reply #2 on: February 14, 2022, 07:37:17 AM »
Very "Carry On" Michael. In fact the whole government lockdown parties / Met shambles seems to have been a right carry on-grrrrrr don't get me started -this IS the humour section after all..................

yes indeed!! be careful or you'll be reposted in the Rants section ....  >:(

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Re: Met replacement
« Reply #3 on: February 14, 2022, 04:41:47 PM »
Casting Charlie Hawtrey as Boris and Hattie Jaques as Cressida-other suggestions are welcome...............!!
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Re: Met replacement
« Reply #4 on: February 14, 2022, 06:43:10 PM »
I don’t mind, just so long as Sid James and Frankie Howard are in there. 🤣🤣🤣

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Re: Met replacement
« Reply #5 on: February 14, 2022, 07:03:28 PM »
I think Sid James could replace Chris Witty. Two years of briefings from a non-blinking robot would have been much better delivered with a cheeky laugh and a bit of innuendo don't you think?

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Re: Met replacement
« Reply #6 on: February 14, 2022, 08:11:55 PM »
Well there's only one person to play Caressa-Babs Windsor.......
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Re: Met replacement
« Reply #7 on: February 14, 2022, 08:56:35 PM »
Too right 😉🤣

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Re: Met replacement
« Reply #8 on: February 15, 2022, 05:48:06 PM »
I think you'll find there's one left and one right!

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Re: Met replacement
« Reply #9 on: February 15, 2022, 09:45:59 PM »
I think you'll find there's one left and one right!

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Re: Met replacement
« Reply #10 on: February 16, 2022, 11:10:51 AM »
Tony Hancock, liz frazer, & keneth Williams oh and jim dale (as Dr Kilmore) get my vote

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Re: Met replacement
« Reply #11 on: February 16, 2022, 07:11:01 PM »
Fenella Fielding and "Odd Bodd" are coming to mind................."Frying tonight.........."
Happy days at the local flea pit wishing I was on the back seat with a young lady..............
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