Author Topic: The Pickle Slicer  (Read 175 times)

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The Pickle Slicer
« on: February 09, 2022, 04:58:00 AM »

   Mickey O'Flynn worked in an Irish pickle factory. For many years he had a powerful desire to put his penis in the pickle slicer. Unable to stand it any longer, he sought professional help from the factory psychologist. After six months, the therapist gave up. He advised Mickey to go ahead and do it or he would probably never have anypeace of mind.
   The next day he came home from work very early. His wife, Mary, became alarmed and wanted to know what had happened. Mickey tearfully confessed his tormenting desire to put his penis in the pickle slicer. He went on to explain that today he finally went ahead and did it, and he was immediately fired.
   Mary gasped and ran over to her husband. She quickly yanked down his pants and shorts only to find a normal, completely intact penis. She looked up and said, "I don't understand. What about the pickle slicer?"
   Mickey replied, "I think she got fired, too.”

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Re: The Pickle Slicer
« Reply #1 on: February 09, 2022, 07:41:51 AM »
🤦???🤦???🤣🤣🤣🤣

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Re: The Pickle Slicer
« Reply #2 on: February 09, 2022, 09:25:20 AM »
 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

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Re: The Pickle Slicer
« Reply #3 on: February 09, 2022, 10:57:26 AM »
 :) :)
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Re: The Pickle Slicer
« Reply #4 on: February 10, 2022, 10:03:19 PM »
 ;D ;D ;D👍
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Re: The Pickle Slicer
« Reply #5 on: February 12, 2022, 11:20:22 AM »
i love jokes where there's a twist at the end  ;D

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Re: The Pickle Slicer
« Reply #6 on: February 12, 2022, 11:40:06 AM »
Tales of the Unexpected are usually good for a chuckle.  ;)

You keep a troshin bor. Bit blowy up ear tooday, he do say, but mild, 9°C!  :)

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Re: The Pickle Slicer
« Reply #7 on: February 14, 2022, 07:39:51 AM »
aye Bill, nothing here to compare with what you're going to get this week ... hang onto your hat boyo!