hey Bill! keeping well i hope? i overheard this conversation on the bus into norwich the other day (yup, i uses me bus pass as often as possible).
these 2 old mawthers were chatting and one says..
'yew know thet ol mawther thet live next ter me, well she got tekken inter orspital lars night'
'oh' says the other, 'wass up with er then'
'she got reeht poorly down below, ended up hevin one o them hysterical ectomies'
pip pip