so .... this guy ends up at the pearly gates... to be met by St Peter, who asks him to detail any good works he's been involved in recently that would allow him to enter into heaven .....
well, said the guy, i was at a motorcycle rally called the bulldog bash when i saw a group of hells angels attacking and molesting a young woman, so i ran over to them, grabbed the first geezer by his ponytail, swung him round and punched him hard in the face, i moved on to the second attacker, kicked him hard in the goolies and kneed him in the face as he bent double, the third attacker i nutted and karate chopped his neck, as he went down i turned to the remainder of the gang and said ' right.... leave this woman alone or you'll all get what i've just dished out to your mates'
Very commendable said St Peter, when did all this take place?
'oh..... about 10 minutes ago ...... '
