Mick and sean who had their own 'man with a van' company got a job moving 60 monkeys from a rescue centre to a zoo, mick picked up the monkeys and started off to the zoo, sean followed on a few minutes behind.
a few miles up the road mick's van broke down, so he got out of the van and waited until he saw Sean and flagged him down ....
'looky here Sean' says Mick, 'here's the 50 quid, load these monkeys into yer van and take dem to the zoo'. 'ok' says Sean, loads up the monkeys and sets off.
Mick waited in the layby for the AA, ages passed with no sign of the AA, then he saw Sean coming back, so he flagged him down and at that point saw the monkeys still in Seans van. 'what are you feckin doin with dem monkeys still in your van Sean !, i told you to tek em to the zoo' ..... 'oi did Mick' says Sean, 'but i had 12 quid left over so's i'm now tekkin dem to the cinema'
