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spooky

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made me laugh
« on: January 13, 2021, 02:50:19 PM »
I went to the off licence Friday afternoon on my motorcycle, bought a bottle of
Scotch and put it in the saddlebag.
As I was about to leave, I thought to myself that if I fell off the bike, the bottle
would break.
So I drank all the Scotch before I rode home.
It turned out to be a very good decision, because I fell off my bike seven times on
the way home.



I've just been to the Optician for my annual eye test.
The Optician puts a contraption on my face ,and said " what can you see? "
"I see empty Airports and empty Football grounds"
I said " I see closed theatres , closed pubs, closed Restaurants "
That's perfect says the Optician, you've got 2020 vision!
Classic efi squadron blue, Kawasaki ltd250,  Terrot 125 and a Vespa !

themoudie

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Re: made me laugh
« Reply #1 on: January 13, 2021, 05:08:20 PM »
 ;D ;D ;D ;D

Thank you Rufus, good health, Bill

Moto63

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Re: made me laugh
« Reply #2 on: January 13, 2021, 05:59:10 PM »
🤣🤣🤣🤣... both made me laugh 👍

mthee

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Re: made me laugh
« Reply #3 on: January 13, 2021, 09:20:12 PM »
The first is an absolute corker, though!

SteveL

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Re: made me laugh
« Reply #4 on: January 13, 2021, 09:29:56 PM »
great!