I went to the off licence Friday afternoon on my motorcycle, bought a bottle of
Scotch and put it in the saddlebag.
As I was about to leave, I thought to myself that if I fell off the bike, the bottle
would break.
So I drank all the Scotch before I rode home.
It turned out to be a very good decision, because I fell off my bike seven times on
the way home.
I've just been to the Optician for my annual eye test.
The Optician puts a contraption on my face ,and said " what can you see? "
"I see empty Airports and empty Football grounds"
I said " I see closed theatres , closed pubs, closed Restaurants "
That's perfect says the Optician, you've got 2020 vision!
