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SteveL

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next is the birthday present ..
« on: January 03, 2021, 03:19:33 PM »
Wife's birthday soon, i've bought her a new fridge ...... can't wait to see her face light up when she opens it ....

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Re: next is the birthday present ..
« Reply #1 on: January 03, 2021, 04:06:08 PM »
You little ray of sunshine!  ;D

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Re: next is the birthday present ..
« Reply #2 on: January 03, 2021, 04:55:23 PM »
aye Bill, HNY ... stay safe .... way things are dahn sarf at the moment we may well be asking for a Scottish passport and a residents permit ....

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Re: next is the birthday present ..
« Reply #3 on: January 03, 2021, 05:27:13 PM »
True story -

One year when Valentines day was coming up ( long ago when I was romantic  :-\) the wife said " don't get me chocolates or flowers for Valentines, get me something useful.." ......so I did.....I bought her a new fork handle....complete with ribbons and stick on heart.....did I do something wrong? :-\
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Re: next is the birthday present ..
« Reply #4 on: January 03, 2021, 05:29:03 PM »
There defo a two Ronnie‚Äôs sketch in the somewhere 🤣🤣

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Re: next is the birthday present ..
« Reply #5 on: January 03, 2021, 05:44:34 PM »
how long were you in A&E for steve ?

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Re: next is the birthday present ..
« Reply #6 on: January 03, 2021, 05:52:57 PM »
how long were you in A&E for steve ?

 they said removal was beyond the scope of medical science....... :o

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Re: next is the birthday present ..
« Reply #7 on: January 03, 2021, 09:06:26 PM »
I actually had to deal with an incident once in which a bloke had a table leg - those old wooden turned ones with big knobbley balls - rammed up[ his ar*e.  He wasn't walking very well afterwards and only figured it out when the hospital took a look and found splinters where you really don't want them.

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Re: next is the birthday present ..
« Reply #8 on: January 03, 2021, 11:17:12 PM »
Aye Richard, so the Californian felching, with the gerbil, gas explosion and fire wasn't that bad after all!  ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

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« Reply #9 on: January 04, 2021, 05:30:30 PM »
The first Xmas I shared with the 1st wife, I bought her a small box of Roses choccies, carefully broke the seal and put a gold necklace on top of the choccies. I re sealed it and then wrapped it up. I've always liked to live dangerously...
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Re: next is the birthday present ..
« Reply #10 on: January 05, 2021, 08:23:14 AM »
Wife's birthday soon, i've bought her a new fridge ...... can't wait to see her face light up when she opens it ....

Well done Steve you just know we will all use that one at sometime!

Ian