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SteveL

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might not be to everyones taste .....
« on: August 08, 2020, 08:53:43 AM »
paddy & murphy were outside the pub checking their pockets for enough to buy a drink
the only had a £1 between them... paddy says ' gees, we'll not be getting a round with a bloody quid'
murphy nips across the road to the butchers, and comes back with a sausage  paddy says 'what you buy a feckin sausage for, no we got no money atall'
murphy says 'don't worry about that, i'm going to open my flies and stick the sausage in, we'll order the drinks and neck them quick, then you get on your knees in front of me and gobble the sausage'
on seeing this going on the barman shouts ' get out of my pub you dirty feckin bastards'.... and throws them out.....
coming out of the tenth pub paddy says ' murphy... i can't do this any more  me knees are killing me and i'm pissed '
murphy says ' you think you've got problems.... i can't remember which pub i lost the sausage in' ....

themoudie

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Re: might not be to everyones taste .....
« Reply #1 on: August 08, 2020, 09:47:35 AM »
Thas a bit o a turkey of a joke bor!

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Re: might not be to everyones taste .....
« Reply #2 on: August 08, 2020, 05:13:35 PM »
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