Author Topic: Bit on the side  (Read 1257 times)

Moto63

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Bit on the side
« on: April 11, 2021, 05:14:58 PM »
Dear wife. You will surely understand that I have certain needs that you, being 57years old can no longer satisfy. I am very happy with you and I value you as a good wife. Therefore, after reading this letter, I hope that you will not wrongly interpret the fact that I will be spending the evening with my 18 year old secretary at the comfort inn hotel. Please don’t be upset.... I shall be home before midnight.
When the man came home late that night, he found the following letter on the dining table:
My dear husband, I received your letter and thank you for your honesty about my being 57years old. I would like to take this opportunity to remind you that you are also 57 years old. As you know, I am a maths teacher at our local college. I would like to inform you that while you read this, I will be at the hotel fiesta with Martin, one of my students, who is also the assistant tennis coach. He is young, virile, and like your secretary, he’s also 18 years old. As a successful businesses man who has an excellent knowledge of maths, you will understand that we are in the same situation, although with one small difference.... 18 goes into 57 a lot more times than 57 goes into 18. Therefore, I will not be home until sometime tomorrow 😉👍

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Re: Bit on the side
« Reply #1 on: April 11, 2021, 06:25:17 PM »
🤣🤣🤣
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Re: Bit on the side
« Reply #2 on: April 11, 2021, 11:33:43 PM »
 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

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Re: Bit on the side
« Reply #3 on: April 12, 2021, 07:08:14 AM »
Brilliant! 🤣🤣
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Re: Bit on the side
« Reply #4 on: April 12, 2021, 09:36:13 PM »
Excellent Michael, but there again you do have a lot of time on your hands at the moment (ie not being able to ride a certain PTW) 🙄
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Re: Bit on the side
« Reply #5 on: April 13, 2021, 07:07:50 AM »
Oooo...... stick the knife right in there Ian, 🤣🤣. I’m in no particular rush to ride it, the gritters were out again around here last night, loads of rock salt being thrown around.

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Re: Bit on the side
« Reply #6 on: April 13, 2021, 10:33:21 AM »
 Biggest risk as I see it is spillage - if it were mine, I'd not just be having a cuppa whilst sat on it, it'd be breakfast, lunch and dinner!😛
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