Hahahahaha, excellent.
That reminds me of the time I was due to go away camping and just couldn't get the damn bike to start and run properly. I checked all the obvious things and even got as far as stripping and cleaning the carb. At the end of several very frustrating hours, I found that it must have been just on the point of running onto reserve when I put it away a few days previously. There was just enough fuel getting through to fool me into thinking the flow was OK, and to fill the float bowl enough for the bike to start, but not for it to run properly. My, how I laughed....