... at the local bike shop:
I took in my DR forks, having already done the seals myself. Normally I would get them to do it, but with the wealth of spannering experience gained racing (and of course, the ownership of tamworth's plastic supercar). I reckoned I could do it myself: Coversation is something like:
"Matt, I've done the seals but they're still leaking"
"Leave them there, I'll get on to them later"
3pm: <<Brring Brring! Brring Brring!>> "Ello, Burwins"
"matt, its andy duncan, how did you get on with my DR forks?"
"You put the seals in upside down you fucking idiot scottish wanker"
Ahhhh!!