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Title: Met replacement
Post by: Moto63 on February 12, 2022, 07:22:22 PM

The Met police force have appointed a replacement for the departing Cressida Dick.
It’s her sister Caressa Dick. She said she’s delighted to be giving the position and can’t wait to get her teeth in to it 😉

Title: Re: Met replacement
Post by: xbally on February 13, 2022, 06:00:14 PM

Very "Carry On" Michael. In fact the whole government lockdown parties / Met shambles seems to have been a right carry on-grrrrrr don't get me started -this IS the humour section after all..................

Title: Re: Met replacement
Post by: Steve Lake on February 14, 2022, 07:37:17 AM

Quote from: xbally on February 13, 2022, 06:00:14 PM

Very "Carry On" Michael. In fact the whole government lockdown parties / Met shambles seems to have been a right carry on-grrrrrr don't get me started -this IS the humour section after all..................

yes indeed!! be careful or you'll be reposted in the Rants section ....  >:(

Title: Re: Met replacement
Post by: xbally on February 14, 2022, 04:41:47 PM

Casting Charlie Hawtrey as Boris and Hattie Jaques as Cressida-other suggestions are welcome...............!!

Title: Re: Met replacement
Post by: Moto63 on February 14, 2022, 06:43:10 PM

I don’t mind, just so long as Sid James and Frankie Howard are in there. 🤣🤣🤣

Title: Re: Met replacement
Post by: Itsme on February 14, 2022, 07:03:28 PM

I think Sid James could replace Chris Witty. Two years of briefings from a non-blinking robot would have been much better delivered with a cheeky laugh and a bit of innuendo don't you think?

"Right I'm off to jab as many ladies as I can, ha ha ha." See what I mean?

Spartacian

Title: Re: Met replacement
Post by: xbally on February 14, 2022, 08:11:55 PM

Well there's only one person to play Caressa-Babs Windsor.......

Title: Re: Met replacement
Post by: Moto63 on February 14, 2022, 08:56:35 PM

Too right 😉🤣

Title: Re: Met replacement
Post by: Itsme on February 15, 2022, 05:48:06 PM

I think you'll find there's one left and one right!

Spartacian

Title: Re: Met replacement
Post by: Moto63 on February 15, 2022, 09:45:59 PM

Quote from: Itsme on February 15, 2022, 05:48:06 PM

I think you'll find there's one left and one right!

Spartacian

Waa, waa, waa. 🤣🤣

Title: Re: Met replacement
Post by: Steve Lake on February 16, 2022, 11:10:51 AM

Tony Hancock, liz frazer, & keneth Williams oh and jim dale (as Dr Kilmore) get my vote

Title: Re: Met replacement
Post by: xbally on February 16, 2022, 07:11:01 PM

Fenella Fielding and "Odd Bodd" are coming to mind................."Frying tonight.........."
Happy days at the local flea pit wishing I was on the back seat with a young lady..............